[root@retro ~]# ./hack_the_planet.sh

    Decrypting mainframe... OK [582c8697]
        DB connected successfully OK [304a8f0c]
        Bypassing NSA firewall... OK [79b62989]
        DB connected successfully OK [99a68014]
        The hamster did not make it.. :-( OK [13392d61]
        Decrypting mainframe... OK [d808f43d]
        Injecting coffee into bloodstream... OK [ce07073f]
        DB connected successfully OK [2f96fe76]
        Injecting coffee into bloodstream... OK [c89747c4]
        DB connected successfully OK [544bb124]
        Establishing secure tunnel to 127.0.0.1... OK [7d36767c]
        Initializing quantum flux capacitor... OK [5e47b88a]
        Overclocking hamster... OK [db59bcd1]
        Initializing quantum flux capacitor... OK [93b79385]
        Initializing quantum flux capacitor... OK [fdcd86e0]
        Overclocking hamster... OK [d5cf742f]
        Establishing secure tunnel to 127.0.0.1... OK [9cf70010]
        Bypassing NSA firewall... OK [b626b07a]
        Patching reality.exe... OK [233012cd]
        The hamster did not make it.. :-( OK [686d5101]
    
Access Level: GODMODE ENABLED
Wallet Status: 0.00000001 BTC
Threat Level: Mildly Inconvenient

[root@retro ~]# echo "Hack the planet!"
Hack the planet!

[root@retro ~]#